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IN THIS ISSUE:
• Psychopathic Happenings
• NEW INTERVIEW!!!!
• Attention Local Artists
• Libation of the Month
• Up Coming Events

Attention Local Artist!  

Are you or some one you know musically inclined? Do you or that someone have a band? Do you want your fifteen minutes? Of course you do! Send pictures and all information to:

crypticfairy@northeastjuggalos.com

Libation of

the Month

Psychopathic Happenings

FAT KID OF THE MONTH

KEVIN CANADY

Kevin Canady, also know as Mad Man Pondo to the Juggalo community, is the man JCW fans love to hate. A down juggalo, great friends with ICP, and a JCW original -- Pondo bleeds (literally) Psychopathic. Mad Man Pondo is also a horror movie fanatic, and has even appeared in a horror movie, "2001 Maniacs" staring the one and only Freddy Krueger himself,

Robert Englund.

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September 17th 2007 9:06pm

The following is Samhien's interview with Toxside Killa AKA Kaz

He is a Rapper from NY all graphics are credited to Toxside Killa you can learn more about him listen to sample tracks and contact him at http://www.myspace.com/toxsidekillaakakaz .

Be sure to show him some love and check him out!!!

DEAD STORIES

By Reverand Jimmy Dead

Chapter Two

"Old People Can't Run"

As the green mist starts to dissipate and the ass crack of dawn approaches, falls an eerie silence throughout Boston and the rest of Massachusetts. JimmYDead slowly stagers the streets ready to do the bidding of the Dark Carnival. Suddenly a little dog runs up to JimmYDead and he picked it up in his morbid melted flesh hands as a little girl approaches him. "Mr. that's my dog and he got away from me." He turns to her with a huge sadistic grin on his face. JimmYDead brings the dog closer and bites down into the helpless puppies face tearing away at its fur, flesh and skull revealing its brain. As the young girl stands there in horror, her father came running up "what the fuck are you doing? Are you fucking sick? That’s my daughters dog you fucking ass hole." JimmYDead took the lifeless dog by its hind legs and smacked her father square in the face immediately breaking the mans nose. He then kicked at the mans knee with such force his knee cap literally went through the back of his leg dropping the girls father instantly. "You're daughter may be fine, but I know what you've been doing to your son and his friends." JimmYDead said to the man. He then took the girls dead dog and began to beat the gimpy helpless man in the head. He screamed and cried for help. As he begged for forgiveness JimmYDead flipped the man over and took the puppy and shoved dead corps straight into the father’s ass. "Why are you doing this?" The man cried. "You don't like getting something stuck up your ass? Now you know how others feel." JimmYDead replied.

"Mister?" the little girl called out. "You are mistaken. I am not ok. Daddy hurt me to, but I thought it was ok, and that there was something wrong with me. Take this mister." The little girl held out a hatchet which he had apparently dropped.. JimmYDead reached out and took the hatchet and smiled. He turned back to the bloody man that was lying in his own piss from fear. Raised the hatchet, and dropped with mighty force into the mans back. The blow was done with such force it went into his back and through his chest leaving an indentation into the pavement. The little girl thanked him and skipped away.

JimmYDead looked down the street and noticed a retirement nursing home. Nothing out of the ordinary except it had a dark greenish cloud that hung over head. As he walked in the front door, the woman behind the counter picked up the phone. "You can't come in here! You're evil!" She yelled. JimmYDead raised his hatchet and hurled it into the air and it buried deep in between her massive tits. He walked up to her and as he pulled the hatchet, the noise it made was that similar to a dick being pulled out of a sloppy asshole. He tore open her white blouse with rhinestones on it exposing her huge soft breasts. JimmYDead leaned over and started to suck on her nipples when suddenly he took a bit into her nipple tearing it completely off. He pulled back, smiled and began to chew her flesh and swallowed.

He turned away and walked down the hall way, it was a long way it pretty much took all day, he passed a food cart with a bagel on it. JimmYDead stopped, grabbed a bagel and loaded it up with about five pounds of cream cheese on it and proceeded to eat it. He then opened a door and walked into a room with two women. One woman was basically passed in her bed, while the other was sitting in her wheel chair behind a table playing solitare. JimmyDead walked up to the cripple and before she could say a word, he buried his hatchet deep into her face.

Once the blade was deep into her wrinkly skull and her eyes rolled back into her face of leather, JimmYDead jumped over the table and grabbed her legs and folder her lifeless body in half. Once the old bitch was on her back, he pulled down her shit encrusted depends, and peeled the scab back that was covering her ninety year old vagina and slid his dick into her.. The woman in the bed on the other side of the room woke up. "Are you going to kill me too?" She stated as she crawled out of bed and got behind her walker. "Janice, I aint gonna kill you like i killed this greedy bitch. See, she stole millions of dollars from people in her life.. Naw, you're gonna die, but its going to be fun!"

The old woman began to take off like a bat out of hell. Not really, how fast can one go while using a walker? JimmYDead caught up to her just as she was reaching the door. He jumped up on the table and grabbed her head. He took his hard dick and rammed it into the old woman’s right eye. You could hear as her eye popped and oozed as he skull fucked her.. JimmYDead reached down and picked up a spoon that was lying on the table. While she screamed in horror and pain from being skull fucked, he took the spoon and dug it deep into her remaining eye. As the eye ball fell out of its socket and into the spoon, JimmYDead smiled as he raised the eye up to his mouth. With a slight crunch and the sound of a pop, he gargled the juices from the fresh blinking eye. The old woman let out one huge scream as JimmYDead forced his mutated melted fleshed dick deep into her brain, killing her. As the blood dripped from the elderly woman’s face, sirens could be heard in the distance, as panic and screams could be heard coming from the hallway.

JimmYDead quickly pulled out of her bloody eye socket, and opened the door. He looked down the hallway to see several people there crying and in shock standing over the dead receptionist body. He then ran back into the room and slammed the door. Reaching over to the table, he grabbed a book of matches and struck one match. With a grin from ear to ear, he set the curtains and mattresses on fire, Thinking quickly, he took the table and television and placed them in front of the door barricading himself and the fire inside.

As the police closed in, the room was completely engulfed in a raging inferno. JimmYDead jumped through the window and ran down the hill into the woods. He turned around and sat on a fallen tree as he watched the entire retirement home go up in flames. As the police parked their cars, JimmYDead smiled and yelled "It’s just begun! All those who have fucked up, will be fucked up! And the Dark Carnival will take care of them". Screams of elderly handicap people could be heard for miles as their flesh melted off their old withered bodies. He held his hatchet high in the sky as JimmYDead disappeared into the woods.