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Famous Fat Kidz

Last Updated: 6/19/07

This section takes over our now retired "Fat Kid Of The Month" award.  Basically, this is going to be the exact same thing as "Fat Kid Of The Month" was -- except for two new differences:  1- We will now include a mini-biography (most likely jacked from Wikipedia) about the inductee and 2- We can now add a new inductee whenever we feel like it -- instead of only doing one a month.  Of course, suggestions are welcome (as long as you are not suggesting yourself...  Be serious here) at ogyaf@northeastjuggalos.com, vii@northeastjuggalos.com, and/or fatkidz@northeastjuggalos.com

Jamie Madrox:
If I really need to give you an introduction to him, then you are on the wrong page.  One half of Twiztid, the self-proclaimed king of the Fat Kidz.  Jamie motherfuckin' Madrox!

SeVIIn:
NEJ's very own.  If it wasn't for VII, then there would never have been a Fat Kidz page.

The Oogie Boogie Man:
The bad-ass villain from "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas."

PK:
NEJ's very own.  Nicknamed "The Don" of the Keene Crew, PK steps up and takes charge.  Bitch, recognize!

Santa Claus:
This fat kid leaves us all presents.  Dope.

The Blob:
One of the X-Men's fiercest villains.  What's his mutant superpower?  Being fat!

Hoztil3:
NEJ's very own.  A pimp rapper and interviewer.  He's got skillz.

Klown of LVJUGGALOS.com:
A frequent visitor of the site and staple to NEJ hotline (206-333-1765)

Eric Cartman:
Everybody's favorite fat-assed, loud-mouthed 8-year-old citizen of South Park.

Ogyaf:
NEJ's very own (also the man typing this up right now).  SeVIIn gave me the honor of being the last ever NEJ "Fat Kid of the Month."  Thanks, VII!